The Psychøtic Reactiøn

Knickers in the photocopier,
Just deny everything,
Knickers in the photocopier,
How can anyone know anything?

There were five minutes to go,
Before the office was closed,
There was a post-it on the CC-TV,
No-one else can know it,
It was our one wild moment,
Just you, the Xerox and me,

Knickers in the photocopier,
Of course, the whole incident’s denied,
Knickers in the photocopier,
Why’d you leave the evidence behind?
Knickers in the photocopier,
Just deny everything,
Knickers in the photocopier,
How can anyone know anything?

Bored and depressed,
I try to picture you undressed,
But it’s no use,

Chained to my desk,
Faced with the outline of your breasts,
I turn to puce,

Now I must confess,
All the things that I’ve suppressed,
And face the truth.

Williams, 2001. Although this was written a few years ago, we have recently revived it and recorded a version at Bigsqueak. It is featured on Genre Music Is The Enemy.