Knickers in the photocopier,
Just deny everything,
Knickers in the photocopier,
How can anyone know anything?
There were five minutes to go,
Before the office was closed,
There was a post-it on the CC-TV,
No-one else can know it,
It was our one wild moment,
Just you, the Xerox and me,
Knickers in the photocopier,
Of course, the whole incident’s denied,
Knickers in the photocopier,
Why’d you leave the evidence behind?
Knickers in the photocopier,
Just deny everything,
Knickers in the photocopier,
How can anyone know anything?
Bored and depressed,
I try to picture you undressed,
But it’s no use,
Chained to my desk,
Faced with the outline of your breasts,
I turn to puce,
Now I must confess,
All the things that I’ve suppressed,
And face the truth.
Williams, 2001. Although this was written a few years ago, we have recently revived it and recorded a version at Bigsqueak. It is featured on Genre Music Is The Enemy.
I,
Am so glad,
That Gap Kids,
Did not exist,
In 1976,I,
Have not forgotten,
My Cousin’s Poly-cotton,
My Brother’s Bri-nylon,
How I wished they did not exist,
In 1986,
But now I know what then I could not comprehend,
Now I understand that they made me a better man,
Hand-me-downs made me the man I am,
Hand-me-downs made me the man I am,
I,
Was my own baby,
I wore the clothes that found me,
I could not have been designed,
I made up my own mind,
On mothballs I thrived,
I,
Bided my time,
Had my role refined,
My design was described,
I’d made up my own mind,
By 1996,
I
Honed my plan and I took my stand,
I eschew Matalan, I am Renaissance Man,
In time for 20-0-6,
So now I know what then I could not comprehend,
Now I understand that they made me a better man,
Hand-me-downs made me the man I am,
Hand-me-downs made me the man I am.
Williams, 2005. Lead track on the Genre Music Is The Enemy EP.
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